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Did you know that the Internet is scientically proven to be seventy-five percent less cool than it was in 2003? Leading experts disagree on the exact cause of the decrease in coolness, but most explanations involve the decline of Netscape Navigator in some way. However, you can do your part to restore the coolness of the Internet today! Simply download Netscape Navigator and use it as your default browser today. Surely there haven't been any security vulnerabilities discovered in the sixteen years since its final release, right? Right?
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